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[14 Oct 2004|08:39pm]
We're finally permitted to leave the encampment. Rowd attributed the butter problem to an inventory paperwork error. I'm sure it had nothing whatsoever to do with his incompetence.

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[14 Oct 2004|08:19pm]
I'd like to continue travelling as we're running on somewhat a schedule, but no soldiers are permitted to leave the encampment until the missing supplies have been accounted for, including we generals. This butter supply hold up is possibly the most ridiculous in the universe, and after years of hold ups with Seed, I think you understand my full meaning.

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Condiment issues [13 Oct 2004|11:22pm]
All right, who was it who took all of the butter from the supply camp? Seed, was it you?

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forehead smacking [25 Oct 2003|09:18pm]
Seed is apparently interested in getting us killed painfully in the quickest and most efficient manner possible.

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News report [19 Oct 2003|01:03pm]
Seed is an embarrassment to humanity.

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Progress [15 Oct 2003|08:50pm]
I have, at this point, managed to literally drag Seed out of the tavern and halfway across Caleria. With any luck, we may reach the outskirts of town tonight. It would be convenient, though, if he would stop flailing and moaning about the loss of "booze and chicks". At this time, I am also considering the thought of investing in a pair of earplugs, or perhaps a cattleprod.

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Journey [14 Oct 2003|11:04pm]
Seed and I have arranged to leave Caleria tomorrow and rejoin Lord Luca at the Highland camp at the border. However, the likelihood of this actually commencing versus Seed opting to render himself incoherently drunk for the fourth night in a row is negligible, at best.

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Information [21 Jul 2003|05:49pm]
I see... so the criminal isn't here at this time, and nobody is certain exactly where he went, except...

I don't want to know how Seed got a hold of this information, but at least we know he's somewhere in Dunan. As in, not Harmonia, which means not Caleria, which means not in the Calerian bar being doted on by all manner of wenches. Not that I'm speaking of anyone in particular. Of course not.

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Introduction [21 Jul 2003|07:54pm]
I suppose I should introduce myself, while I have the time. My name is Culgan, and I work under the command of General Solon Jhee for the Kingdom of Highland with my fellow sub-captain and best friend, Seed, who basically bullied me into registered this account with Livejournal. I'm not certain how often I'll be able to update, given my occupation, but it's a pleasure to meet anyone who happens to be reading anyway.

In my spare time, I enjoy reading and listening to classical music, mostly to block out Seed's drunken antics in the next room. Runic work is also of interest to me, though not something of priority. I also file the majority of the paperwork between Seed and myself... the primary reason for which is that I don't trust him with it, especially after that one noodle incident.

Otherwise, I prefer to think of myself as an ordinary man. The approaching war with the State is regrettable, but as they broke the peace treaty, conflict is unavoidable - all we can do is prepare. And as Seed puts so aptly, "we'll kick their asses, and then we'll party." Ahem.

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[17 Jul 2003|12:17pm]
Well, it doesn't seem like anyone in this bar is willing to divulge information about our elusive Harmonian fugitive. Looks like we may have to start bribing.

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[15 Jul 2003|11:59am]
For some reason, I had doubts that we'd find the information we were looking for in a seedy Calerian bar. Mark this in the history books as the one time Seed was right about something.

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[13 Jul 2003|10:58pm]
Today, Seed and I accepted a proposition to apprehend a wanted Harmonian criminal into the Jowston region.

Being approached in a dark forest by an extremely shady homosexual man and offered money to do him favours is something that occurs with sad regularity.

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Impatient [12 Jul 2003|11:09pm]
I'm certain that our journey to join our allies in the camp outside of Muse would proceed much faster if Seed didn't insist on hitting on every remotely attractive girl to cross our path.

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